The rest of the group took a little longer to be ready. Danny always insisted on using the bathroom before going out. Even though he had carefully bathed shaved and sculpted before coming to the flat, he still wanted to check that everything was perfect. Charlie took the opportunity to clean the crushed and almost-empty cans out of his room and Greg slowly finished his gin, much to Jules’ amusement. Eventually Danny emerged from the bathroom and declared himself ready to pull. They locked up and left.
The flat was only fifteen minutes from town so they walked in. A stranger walking just behind them would have thought them to all be the closest of friends. As far as the friendliness of intra-group relations went, this was the best part of the night. They had all drank just enough to make them tipsy, though Twat and Jules both thought that word was far too cute and preferred ‘buzzing’, and in that happy state the frictions between them all melted away. Twat’s aggression dropped after his first couple of drinks and made him amenable to even a little gentle joshing which put Jules and Greg at ease, making them behave more warmly towards him. And while drink made Danny no less lippy it made him easier to bare. They walked as one group rather than the smaller cells they had been before and would soon be again.
It was a mild night and they had all done without coats. Danny had pulled a stylish black jacket on over a straight fitting t-shirt but all the rest wore colourful shirts. The Twingo bar had opened relatively recently and was still rigidly adhering to the ‘no shirt no service’ rule, enforced by its humourless hairless doormen. Wearing tough puffy black stab-proof jackets with fluorescent bands, advertising their security company, on their upper arms and black combat trousers which ended in severe boots they looked every inch amateur militia. Some doormen preferred to head trouble off early, seeing their roles as prevention rather than containment. Just the way these two stood showed that they had no interest in mediating or being diplomats. As they moved up the queue the group watched them at their business, all except Charlie who was engaged with texting on his phone. One of the bouncers was throwing an irate teenager out of the doorway for wearing trainers, being drunk and not showing sufficient respect by calling him ‘Mr’ Bastard-who-won’t-let-me-in. The doorman, with just enough restraint to be able to justify it to any superior who might ask, pushed him out into the street. The youth tripped and after several faltering steps in an attempt to keep his balance, rolled to the ground with little grace but with his swearing continuing. Greg laughed and tapped Charlie’s arm, but he only glanced up before going back to his phone.
“He’s alright, the other one is a bit of a bastard.” Twat conversationally said as he nodded over at them.
“Which is which?” Asked Danny.
“The one who chucked that guy, baldy, he’s fine. The little bloke on the right with the ear stud, he’s the one to be careful of.” No one would have dreamt of questioning Twat’s authority in this manner. Most doormen in the town knew him by nickname and he would tell them that he’d remember their faces.
The smaller doorman walked out into the street and when he was a couple of yards away swung his right leg like a footballer and stuck a massive kick into the ribs of the slowly rising lad, his toe cap making a deep cracking thud as it hit. The boy went down without the breath to swear this time around and in the line several groups of young lads wearing baseball caps decided that they might want to try their luck at a different venue and quickly left.
This moved the queue on that bit quicker and they soon found themselves at the front. Through habit Jules had moved front and centre. Whilst she was tomboy dressed, she was still a girl and they advertised her prominently. There had been many busy nights where four lads together would never have been given entry but having Jules there had opened doors. Both doormen looked them up and down and gave Twat a ‘no-nonsense now lad’ look before ushering them in.
Inside the place was a muggy mass of heaving bodies taking up all the small space. On the sunken dance floor off to the left they moved to the pounding music in ripples, a badly co-ordinated wave of flailing limbs and bobbing heads where no one individual was in sync with another, even those right next to them or even dancing with them. On the right, the group had to imagine the sleek metal bar which lay beyond the pushing and elbowing throng which was fighting to get served. The bar was covered with a mess of drinks taps giving the illusion of choice but were the same three choices replicated down its length. The wall behind, which could be seen in patches over the heads of the shorter patrons, had a couple of long silver shelves fitted to it in a tiered fashion and a giant mirror above reflecting the necks of the many bottles that lined the shelves. The staff behind the bar sprinted up and down to try and keep up with the demand, pulling pints and slopping shots with a frantic energy that they would have to keep up until the early hours.
“Anyone want a drink?” Jules had leaned into the group to shout into their faces. They all screamed their orders back at her, trying to be clear above the music. This was undoubtedly the last group conversation they would have for the night. To try and talk to more than one person at a time in a club like this was to risk permanently straining your vocal cords. The only way to talk with any accuracy was to lean in close to someone, grab them by the shoulders or neck and all but press your mouth to their ear and spit the words directly into their brain.
Charlie had given his order and gone back to texting, which made Greg curious. Charlie would respond to a text if someone sent a simple request but if it threatened to develop into an extended conversation he would make the effort of calling, preferring the personal touch of talking. Even in a club, where making a call involved pushing your way out, standing in the rain or cold and then having to push your way back in and spend twenty minutes trying to find where your friends had got to, Charlie would choose the verbal conversation over the bastardised writing.
He had been sending and receiving texts ever since they had joined the queue to get in, and he had had ample time to conduct a lengthy conversation whilst they were outside. The only obvious explanation Greg could think was that the recipient wasn’t in a position to take a call, like in the middle of a noisy bar. Like in the middle of a noisy bar that Charlie had agreed to going to even though he wasn’t a massive fan of it. Greg watched Charlie lower his mobile and look around expectantly. Greg followed his gaze and when he saw no-one familiar moved in close enough to make himself heard by his friend.
“Charlie! Who are you meeting here!”
“Grace!”
“Oh for fucks…!”
“Well not Grace exactly!”
“What?!”
“Here they are!”
Charlie was waving someone over to them, from the lounge area directly ahead. Sandwiched in an awkward position between the bar and the dance floor were a number of black fake leather settees positioned around coffee tables. It was hard to see who Charlie was gesturing to as the walls in the bar were painted the darkest black and the only light came from dim overhead tubes that illuminated only the first few feet down from the ceiling. Drop something on the floor and you left it there. To drop to one knee or bend to fetch something from the murk was to risk being lost in the tangle of legs. Greg could see a couple of bodies making their way over to them, one slightly taller than the other but both decidedly female and neither with the slightness to be Grace.
As they got closer Greg realised the shorter figure was Amy. The first thing about her he noticed was that she was wearing a pair of denim hot-pants that didn’t deserve the name, being more thong than pants and more fission than hot, and a pink vest with a generous cut at the neck which revealed a livid red bra beneath. These were the first and only things Greg noticed about Amy. A less than subtle cough managed to draw his attention onto the second figure, who was now standing directly in front of him. Charlie went over to her, looking embarrassed.
“This is Amy’s sister Hannah, she’s also one of Grace’s best friend!” He shouted over to Greg.
Greg looked the tall girl up and down. She was several inches taller than Amy and had a more athletic build, not muscular but with a leanness and primed look where Amy had soft curves and a lazy swing of her hips. He had only half heard what Charlie had shouted over the music, but looking at Hannah’s it was clear she was related to Amy, they had the same small snub nose below large blue eyes and a small but plump mouth which at the moment was seriously clenched tight. Greg suspected that Hannah was slightly protective over what was probably her younger sister and wasn’t that impressed with how impressed he was with her choice of dress.
Hannah wasn’t. She also wasn’t particularly impressed with her sister. Despite having lost Grace because she was screwing some idiot guy she had still had the nerve to come out in full ‘shag me’ gear, clearly ready to be taken home, on a night when she was meant to be making up for her fuck-up by finding their friend.
Hannah was Grace’s best friend and had been since they were five, just after Amy had been born. While they were young the two of them had often played at being mum to the newborn, taking care of her and comforting her when she fell or injured herself. But as they had all grown it was clear that Grace was the one who had needed protecting. The oldest of the three of them she was nevertheless the most emotional and sensitive, always the one to have a bad breakup or panic under stress. Amy had grown up to be a close friend of hers, but she lacked the necessary selflessness to be able to be what Grace needed. That was Hannah’s job, the only true mother of the group.
Hannah watched as Charlie explained the situation to Greg, unable to hear him over the music. She didn’t know what he was saying but knew what he would be telling them. Grace had recently been getting more withdrawn and depressed, which wasn’t unusual but unlike other times Hannah hadn’t been able to figure out what was wrong and Grace wouldn’t tell her. She was always up front about everything, the good and the bad. When she was happy she was the happiest person anyone could ever want to know, always smiling and laughing, nothing touching her good mood. Unfortunately when she was sad, the same applied.
Hannah and Amy, mostly Hannah, had been keeping a close eye on her and trying anything they could think of to pull her out of her rut. So when Amy had said they should go to the house party, Hannah had agreed that it was worth a try. At the last minute she had to go away for work, and had left Amy in charge. Since abandoning her at the house, neither of them had seen or heard from her, which was unusual. Even at her lowest Grace would answer calls and respond to texts. She knew that if she didn’t Hannah would panic and wouldn’t stop until she had found her. So when she stopped communicating a month ago, Hannah had started looking for her. She had become really worried when her flatmate had said she hadn’t seen her at all that month.
Which brought Hannah to the Twingo’s. Barfly friends of Amy had reported seeing a girl who might have been Grace there every night that week. Reports were mixed, given that Amy’s barfly friends spent most of their evenings in bars drinking, but they were definite on the fact that she was there. Hannah and Amy had got in touch with Charlie, as he was the last person to see her properly and had asked her on Facebook if she was okay after disappearing from his house, to see if she had said anything to him about her life, if she had become confessional to a complete stranger and admitted where she was. Charlie hadn’t had the first idea, but he had been eager to help them look for her. And he had said that he’d enlist his friends to help.
Charlie was hovering on Greg’s shoulder like the angel of his better nature. He didn’t appear to be having much success. Hannah could see him shaking his head, pulling exasperated faces with over-expressive facial ticks and vast sweeps and flicks of his arms showing his indifference to the situation. Charlie was desperately trying to convince him, actually having to hang on to him as the conversation went on and Greg appeared to be threatening or actively trying to walk away.
Hannah had seen enough. Greg had not made a good first impression on her. She knew that her little sister was a bit of a flirt, and also knew that was at best an understatement and at worst at complete misrepresentation, but she still felt that a man should be a gentleman and show some respect her as a person not look at her just as the bits of skin that she was more than happy to show off. From what Amy had told her and what she had seen, Greg was not a gentleman. She walked over to the boys and gently slipped in between the two of them, slipping her arm around Greg’s shoulders, manoeuvring him a couple of yards away from Charlie. The two of them were of roughly the same height so she was comfortably able to rest her arm across his back and neck. She smiled back at Charlie over the bridge between them and then, still smiling, spoke slowly and calmly into Greg’s ear.
“Listen, I don’t have time for this and your boy won’t do it without you, so come help us find Grace.”
Greg wasn’t smiling, but he wasn’t trying to break away from her as he had with Charlie. “It’s none of my business, and it shouldn’t be any of Charlie’s. Your sister, you find her.”
“Make it your business.”
“Why should I?”
Hannah pushed slightly at his opposite shoulder, wheeling him around so they were face to face, very close together. She moved a tiny bit closer to him, her free arm joining the other around his neck while she bent one knee slightly so he would be taller than her. She looked deep into his eyes and slowly leveraged her arms around his neck to draw her mouth up to his ear. She spoke slowly, seductively.
“I’m an international athlete you know?”
“Mmm” Greg made a noise that seemed to come from his entire body rather than just his vocal cords.”
“So that makes me pretty….fit.”
“Mmmmmm”
“I could do all sorts of things to you.”
“Mmmmmmmm”
“And you’ll fucking pray I don’t.”
“Mmm?”
“I’m a Taekwondo black belt and world champion. I could kick your bollocks into the next Olympic cycle.”
Greg drew his head slowly back away from her and looked into her eyes. They were large and blue, eyes you could drown in. Especially if someone was holding your head down under the water.
“So” Greg said after Hannah had led him back to Charlie and Amy “let’s find Grace.”
They split up and set out in search. The packed bar was not the easiest place to conduct a rescue mission. It was impossible to see more than an arm’s length in any direction and moving around required a concerted effort. The best approach was softly softly, to constantly be on tiptoe and ready to pirouette, snaking and slaloming around individuals and using your arms as suspension to palm off anyone who unexpectedly lurched into your path out of drunkenness or dance. It made for cautious and slow progress, having to be constantly aware in the claustrophobic surroundings where at any point the crowd could part to let a limp body crash into your path. Seen from above, it was like dropping a pebble into a lake and watching the ripples spread. Just one person stumbling could set of a great chain of collapses, curses and combat.
The girls had it relatively easy, having only to worry about half of the bar population. If they knocked into a man or clipped a hairy arm, they were instantly forgiven. Men know that there is nothing quite so charming as chivalry. To be able to smile through a soiled shirt and to accept no apologies was the best cold introduction any man would ever be gifted. And look, they could say, I’m drinkless. I’ve got to get a new one now, surely you’ll join me for one? You owe me that much after all. No no, please, let me get these. You’re very welcome…what is your name? That’s a lovely name, I’m…. It was almost infallible. In an age where manners and decency had become retro, almost historical, there were men who actively sought out opportunities. Wide elbows and carefully considered placement, even at times sidestepping into an attractive girl’s path were all cynically used in an opportunity to prove their cheerful courtesy.
But man on man was a different story. A spilt drink or a heavy barge was seen as an opening salvo in the war of machismo. To accept the rushed stammered apologies was to admit weakness. The only course of action was a full retaliation an overwhelming escalation that left you standing over your battered and bruised enemy, catching the eye of any girls that happened to be nearby. And this was just the moderate males. Not all were like this, true the lowest level of street fighting man would put his dukes up when surprised only in self-defence and drop them at the first sign of remorse. But they were the minority, overwhelmed by the moderates and worse by the extreme end of the scale. These were the sharks, the dark mirror of their fake-chivalric skirt-chasing brethren, employing much the same tactics in looking for a scrap, chasing slight nudges and trodden feet as excuses to kick off. Twat was the perfect example, the great white of the fighting cock, being known to buy a spare drink to hold at arms length waiting for some poor bastard to blunder into it. Greg had on one occasion, after begrudgingly praising his adaptation of the classic fire ship tactic used against the Spanish Armada in giving up an asset to secure a strategic advantage, asked why not water masquerading as vodka? Twat’s deep confusion at the idea, his protestation that it wouldn’t be an issue if he could just get another one for free, said a lot about the nature of the shark.
In the great demarcation of lovers or fighters Greg and Charlie would both have identified as lovers, despite both being fairly deficient in this area and each fully knowing it. That was how little they liked to fight, Charlie because he saw doing so as a betrayal of human progress away from animal instinct and Greg because he’d lose. They were therefore both moving with exaggerated care around the bar, mime like in how obvious each movement was and how plainly the intention was broadcast to allow for no confusion and unfortunate incidents. They had initially gone the same way, but Charlie had moved in towards the bar where the clustering of people and noise was thickest, Greg losing sight of him almost immediately as he cut in to question the staff.
Hannah had produced photos of Grace for them and instructed them to ask around about her. They were stiff formal passport sized pictures, clearly stockpiled for official use, non-smiling shots with the top of a smart shirt collar framing her pale face, the normal surround of her long black hair pulled back behind her head. Charlie had been showing his copy to anyone who had stopped for long enough or didn’t ignore his polite request for them to say if they’d seen her. Greg was doing his bit, although with far less earnest worry than his friend. Rather than stopping people and making them take a good look he was happy just to flash it past their eyes and move on in one slick movement. He could have done it properly and made absolutely sure but if even Charlie, persuasive and believably worried, was being brushed off he didn’t see that he would do any better.
“Seen this girl?”
“No.”
“Seen this girl?”
“Nope.”
“Seen this girl?”
“Wha?”
“Seen this girl?”
“Na…wait, let’s see that. Yeah, she’s on Emmerdale isn’t she?”
“No. What about your mate, seen this girl?”
“No. She’s hot though.”
“Thanks a fucking bunch.”
After twenty minutes the most positive response Greg had received was someone adding ‘sorry’ to their negative response. He had reached the stage where even threats of death from scary women who might actually make good on their promises wouldn’t be enough to scare him in to any further questioning. His flash and dash method had brought him all the way through the crowds to the back of the bar, to a black wall which had no other ornamentation than people leaning against it. Greg worked his way back against the stream to the bar. As with most places, at the end of the bar was a dead zone where a sneaky drinker could slip ahead in the queue by ordering from the very end. This was even easier at Twingo’s, where the bar took a sharp right angle to allow for a double door fire exit in the corner. This gave a good two metres worth of perching room, which Greg took. He leaned against the metal and tried to look bored and frustrated, as if he’d been there for ages and deserved serving next. He suddenly felt someone tap his arm just above his elbow. He turned to see a man in a suit giving him a smile. The music and the constant crowds had overloaded his awareness of his surroundings and the man had been able to get right next to him without him ever noticing. The man was literally on his shoulder, his thin chest pressed up against Greg’s upper arm and a discoloured smile on a face that was too close for Greg to see anything but yellowed teeth moving incomprehensibly.
Greg moved back slightly and signalled that he couldn’t hear a thing. The man rolled his eyes, though it wasn’t clear whether it was frustrating at the noise levels or at Greg’s inability to listen properly. Greg thought it was probably directed at him and was slightly offended and instantly disliked the man. There was something about him, about his manner, that was easy to dislike. His face had a permanent smile that only really happened on one side of his mouth, a slight upturning of the upper lip that looked nervous and shifty. He had a very drawn face, hollow cheeks and dark eyes with hair that was retreating quickly and seemingly early, as he didn’t look like he was much more than mid-30s. He was a small guy, about Greg’s height but with no weight to him, which made him look like a scarecrow in his nice suit. The suit was more than nice Greg realised as he took a proper look, it was a very nice suit and possibly even tailor made. It was a black which seemed more lustrous than the gloom in the bar and the open waist showed that the insert was a metallic blue without a seam or loose thread visible. The three buttons that would have done the jacket up were small and nicely set into the cloth so they didn’t stand out. The sleeves had no buttons at all, giving the arms a clean line. It wasn’t the kind of thing you wore to a place like Twingo’s where you were contact with any surface was likely to leave a mark and there was the distinct possibility that at some point drink or blood would get spilled over you.
He moved closer and Greg saw that he slightly hunched up, not dramatically but enough to crease the shoulders of his jacket and to shorten the cuffs, pulling them back down when he noticed trying to get them straight. Something wasn’t right about this man in a suit like this, it was too good for him. He clearly could afford it but he wasn’t wearing it with poise. He was too aware that he was a man in a very nice suit in a nasty place. It was a concerted effort to stand out, to be clearly better than everyone else there, richer and more successful, but he didn’t have the confidence or the gravitas to properly tower over guys like Greg. When you had clothes like that people should be shrinking back away from you because you are clearly someone important and therefore worth more than them, financially and in terms of value to society. Even the biggest class warrior would struggle to suppress the natural urge to tug their forelock to someone well dressed and with an upright bearing. This man had moved forward apologetically, with a slight reserve that suggested he half expected to be pushed away. Greg was suspicious of anyone who could afford fine tailoring but couldn’t wear it well.
“…heard you were looking…” With the man closer some of what he was saying came through. Greg shook his head and leaned in and down slightly to hear him.
“I heard you were looking for a girl!” His voice was jokey and boyish, sounding like it was on the edge of giggling.
“Yeah, how’d you know?”
“People tell me these things mate, they know I know girls!” He didn’t quite wink, but the cheeky chappy ladies man was present everywhere else. “Know a lot of girls, you want to find a girl I’ll know her!” He laughed and Greg smiled weakly. The man got more and more annoying as he talked and treated you as though you were instantly a friend and found him funny. Greg turned back to the bar and pretended to be keen to get a drink. The man followed him, nudging against his elbow as he mirrored Greg by leaning on the bar.
“Yep, so when I heard you were looking for a girl I thought I’d come help you out. You don’t need to be trawling this place mate, you just need to ask me and I’ll set you up!” He pushed home his point with an elbow strong enough to nearly knock Greg off the bar. “Like a wingman eh? You come with me and I guarantee you go home with an absolute beauty!”
Greg had had enough. You got people like this most nights, either drunk or just slightly challenged, who’d monologue at you enthusiastically and miss any subtle hints to go away. So at that point you had to be unsubtle. He turned and faced the man full on, pushing his face forwards slightly to get into his personal space. “You sound like a fucking pimp.”
The man in the black suit giggled nervously. “No no, no, no, not at all, no.” He took a step back. “Definitely not, no.”
Greg stared at him. The man giggled again. Greg’s eyes widened. “Holy shit, you are a fucking pimp!” At that moment he got a sick feeling in his stomach. He pulled the picture of Grace from his back pocket where he’d shoved it for safe keeping. It was slightly bent and battered from the rough way he’d treated it and grimy from being handled a lot, but it was still clearly Grace. He held it up in front of the suited man’s eyes.
“You know her? She a friend of yours?”
The man looked like he was trying not to, but he took a look. It was only for a second, his gaze quickly flicking off the photo and then darting around the room, but it was enough for Greg to see recognition and fear.
“No, I don’t know her, she’s not one of my girls.”
“What? One of your, what? Where the fuck is she and what the hell are you doing with her?” Greg found that he was genuinely angry. He hadn’t cared until now about this girl and whatever her problem was, she was just another project of Charlie’s that would eventually bite the hand that fed it. But the slimy ambitious bastard in front of him was something to do with why she was screwed up or at the very least was benefiting from her being like that. Greg didn’t consider himself a great idealist, moralist, gentleman or humanitarian. But he did believe that you didn’t give anyone problems, they were all to capable of doing that for themselves. He grabbed the guys lapel and felt the smooth fabric soft beneath his gripped fingers.
“Where the fuck is she!”
Just at that moment he spotted Charlie and Hannah. They were front of the queue for drinks, probably a good half way down the room, speaking to each other. With his free hand he waved at them frantically and shouted for them. In an incredible piece of luck, the song that was played had just hit a slow come down and they both heard him and looked over. He gestured them to get over to him and saw them disappear as they forced their way into the crowd towards him. Greg was aware the man had been shouting as well, but hadn’t paid attention to what he was saying. The arrival of two burly doormen told him that it was whatever the modern version of ‘Guards! Seize him!’ was.
They had come up from behind him, one of them lowering the trap on the door to the bar as the other tapped Greg on the shoulder. They weren’t the same bouncers that had been running the door outside, but in many ways they were interchangeable. Big, muscular, angry looking and definitely not your friend. The trailing hulk caught up with the other and they both crossed their arms and looked down at Greg.
“Let him go.” Greg complied quickly, holding his hands up like a hostage as he did so. The pimp stepped back and smoothed down his lapels with sweaty hands.
“It’s nothing, honestly. We were just arguing and it got a bit heated. You don’t need to chuck us out.”
Both bouncers took their eyes off him and looked over at the pimp. Greg followed suit and saw him motion with his head towards the door. Before he could turn around Greg felt the two of them grab his arms, each taking one in a single heavy grip. The thought flashed through Greg’s head that if they walked off in opposite directions they could tear him in two. Thankfully they both started the same way, towards the door, just as Hannah and Charlie broke out of the crowd.
“What’s going on?” Charlie shouted at him.
“He knows where Grace is!” Greg shouted back and instinctively tried to point at the man in the suit, which naturally failed as his arm was being pinned to his side. Charlie and Hannah both got the message though, Hannah instantly trying to move past the bodyguards to get to him. The man holding onto Greg’s right arm reached out to grab her and was shocked when she grabbed back and appeared to rotate his wrist through a 360 degree arc. He cursed her and wretched his hand back, nearly pulling her off her feet, let go of Greg altogether and roughly dug his fingers into her shoulder and began dragging her away. The other guard had got hold of Charlie with his free arm. Despite having the two male prisoners he had a much easier than his colleague, who was being fought every inch by an incensed Hannah, who was alternating between threatening him and the pimp.
Hannah’s abuse seemed to get to the pimp, who gave back as good as she was giving. But where Hannah’s female voice was strong and intimidating his was reedy and broken, betraying fear rather than anger or rage.
“What are you going to do bitch! You’re nothing! Stay out of the West Side or you’ll get yours! Stay away from me!” The last statement seemed closer to pleading as he watched Hannah kick and scratch the professional security man who was far bigger and more physically able than himself. “Stay out of the West Side!”
The bouncers manhandled and lady-handled them to the door and unceremoniously pushed them out of it. Charlie and Hannah managed to keep their feet by stumbling a few steps while Greg found his feet had swapped sides and he hit the ground. As they picked him off the ground they watched the two inside doormen quietly talking to their outdoor brothers, no doubt telling them that these three were barred. None of them even bothered trying to re-enter. They started to walk away, Charlie texting Danny to tell them they had left.